my answers… (as of today. tomorrow, they might be different!:

movie.
sleep an hour less. (cold showers are one of my LEAST favorite things!)
first dibs. (i'm not funny enough to get last laugh)
never speak again. (there's far too much in my mind that should NEVER be spoken!)
never play.
earmuffs.
wheelbarrow. (thinking in pure waistline terms on that one!)
8 feet tall. (been short all my life. why not change things up!?)

Would you rather publish your diary or make a movie on your most embarrassing moment? – ummm…movie. No, diary. No, movie. I think.
Would you rather always take a cold shower or sleep an hour less than you need to be fully rested? – Cold shower. Brr…
Would you rather always get first dibs or the last laugh? – last laugh for sure.
Would you rather always have to say everything on your mind or never speak again? dang…that's a tough one. I think always say everything on my mind…but that would be scary.
Would you rather always lose or never play? Always lose…how sad.
Would you rather always wear earmuffs or a nose plug? Dang, these are so demented…who comes up with this stuff? I think earmuffs…
Would you rather always win pie-eating contests or always win wheelbarrow races? Pie-eating
Would you rather be 3 feet tall or 8 feet tall? NEITHER! Shoot…those are tough.