explosions at Highlands

so i open the freezer in pirate form and i look up to find a sprite that i had placed in the freezer to get cold a while back and forgot. and needless to say it was exploded. though it still tastes good….like my childhood midsummer with a sprite slurpee.

and then while this drama was happening my friends food began to explode in the microwave.

it is the day of explostions,…lets just hope me or my car is not next.